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    My name is Rob Skidmore and my wife is Corryn.

    In December I graduated from Brigham Young University with a B.A. in English and joined the ranks of the unemployed.

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How to Write Modern Poetry

Step One: write a nonsense narrative
I sleep in my underpants
Under sweaty blankets
That haven’t been
Washed in months

Sometimes I eat ice cream
Like Bacon is good….in bed

My refrigerator
Is a sleeping monster
It haunts every waking hour

Standing in the shower
I snot rocket

Underpants, sprocket
Cathode ray tube
Beryllium sphere

Step Two: Translate into Japanese via online translator

されている haven’t

アイスクリーム ベーコンは good….in ベッド Like 食べません時々

白日の 1 時間ごとを haunts します。

私 snot ロケット


Step Three: Translate back into English

I I sleep in the see
Under the sweating blankets
Haven ’ t is
-Washed in the month

Ice cream Bacon is good….in bed like eat sometimes

My refrigerator
It is a sleep Monster.
Haunts the every hour of daylight.

Stands in the shower.
I snot rockets

I will see the sprocket cathode ray tube
Beryllium sphere

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