How to Write Modern Poetry

Step One: write a nonsense narrative
I sleep in my underpants
Under sweaty blankets
That haven’t been
Washed in months

Sometimes I eat ice cream
Like Bacon is good….in bed

My refrigerator
Is a sleeping monster
It haunts every waking hour

Standing in the shower
I snot rocket

Underpants, sprocket
Cathode ray tube
Beryllium sphere
Midichlorians

Step Two: Translate into Japanese via online translator

私見ようで眠る私
発汗ブランケットの下
されている haven’t
カ月で洗う

アイスクリーム ベーコンは good….in ベッド Like 食べません時々

私の冷蔵庫
睡眠怪物です。
白日の 1 時間ごとを haunts します。

シャワーで立っています。
私 snot ロケット

見よう、スプロケットの陰極光線管
ベリリウム圏
Midichlorians

Step Three: Translate back into English

I I sleep in the see
Under the sweating blankets
Haven ’ t is
-Washed in the month

Ice cream Bacon is good….in bed like eat sometimes

My refrigerator
It is a sleep Monster.
Haunts the every hour of daylight.

Stands in the shower.
I snot rockets

I will see the sprocket cathode ray tube
Beryllium sphere
Midichlorians

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