• About me

    My name is Rob Skidmore and my wife is Corryn.

    In December I graduated from Brigham Young University with a B.A. in English and joined the ranks of the unemployed.

    I enjoy writing, you can find some of my stories and poems on this blog.

    I also ran track for BYU. I was in great shape until my appendectomy over the summer. Now I am just a skinny white guy with great form and decent muscle tone who gets winded jogging from my front door to the mailbox.

    I am going to be a first time daddy in May. It's a boy. We have a name. We aren't telling.

    I like reading; mostly short stories, they fit my attention span.

    If you like my perspective on stuff feel free to follow this blog, join me on Twitter, or add me on Facebook.

    I work for Infogenix as a SEO Content Writer. If you are interested add me on LinkedIn. I have mad writing skills.

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Names My Wife Has Called Me

My wife, Corryn, has a very unique relationship with the English language, one which I am constantly envious of. For some reason she can conjure up entirely unique and hilarious monikers from thin air.

This is just a smattering of the of what comes out of her mouth. I hope you enjoy them as much as I have.

Chicken Breath
Goat Face
Snout tooth
Llama Tongue
Coconut Balls
Snugger Butt
Gorilla in a Monkey Suit

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